On Asians not dying in movies:
Devon: Why would they die? They’re so little! They are so short it’s cute and I want to pinch their cheeks.
Special Edition Shit My Brother’s Best Friend Says:
On things in cars:
Devon: Windshield!
Catrina: Steering wheel!
Emily: TREES!!!
On Walking:
Devon: We can use the sidewalks!
On Light saber App:
Devon: //attacks via iPad
Catrina: What are you doing?
Devon: Attacking.
On scraping Mac N Cheese cheese out of a bowl with a cracker
Catrina: //looks at questioningly
Devon: What? There is cheese in there.
On Movies:
Catrina: Does this spike your interest?
Devon: The way you said that I thought you said spank.
Catrina: Then does this spank your interest? It’s got Gerard Butler in it.
Devon: That’s the only reason why it spanks my interest.
On Target:
Devon: Target should never get a vasectomy, I really like their balls.
